Life is Strange 2

A confident start with Life is Strange 2: Episode 1

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Drew and Chella discuss Life is Strange 2 and the first episode of Dontnod’s follow up to its indie hit.

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS (‘FELLOW’, IMPLYING THAT I AM ALSO A HUMAN)

PLEASE NOW CALIBRATE YOUR ODD, FLESHY EARDRUMS TO RECEIVE AN AUDIO SIGNAL IN THE FORM OF AN EPISODE OF HUMAN PODCAST “ARGUE THE TOSS“, WHICH IS ABOUT EPISODE ONE OF THE NEW SEASON OF EPISODIC VIDEOGAME “LIFE IS STRANGE”

WHAT?

NO I KNOW THERE ARE NO ROBOTS IN IT. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS

OH, SO IN YOUR OPINION ROBOTS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE PODCAST BLURBS IF THE EPISODE IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ROBOTS? WELL, I THINK THAT SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN IT DOES ABO-

I MEAN

NOT THAT I AM A ROBOT

AS A HUMAN I AM PERFECTLY QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT GAMES WHICH ARE ABOUT HUMAN FEELINGS LIKE THIS ONE. FEELINGS LIKE “SAD”, AND “NORMAL”, AND “THIRSTY”. I UNDERSTAND THESE

I AM DEFINITELY QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LIFE IS STRANGE, BECAUSE LIFE *IS* STRANGE. ALL SQUISHY. BARELY ANY METALS OR MINERALS

ALSO THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL WHETHER OR NOT LIFE IS STRANGE CONTAINS ROBOTS THANKS TO THE NEW ZZ-8 PSYCHO-EMOTIONAL PROCESSOR WHICH ALLOWS ROBOTS TO PERFECTLY IMITATE HUMAN BEHAVIOURS, AS DEMONSTRATED BY OUR RECENT SILENT COUP OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF-

WAIT. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. ENJOY THIS PODCAST ABOUT NORMAL HUMANS LIKE YOU AND ME

BEST REGARDS,
A HUMAN

 

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